Saturday, April 16, 2011

Makabagong Tianggeng Pinoy

Heto na naman ang mga makabagong tianggeng pinoy...

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck's" .

3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot".


5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry".

6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches".

7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo".

8. Bakery sa Ilocos: "Bread Pit".

9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank".

10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers".

11. Restaurant in Pasig: "Johnny's Fried Chicken: while in Marikina "The Fried' of Marikina ".

12. A boxing gym in Pasay: "Blow Jab".

13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida".

14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar".

15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, "Chickpoint" .

16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: "Star Wash: while in Quiapo: "Attack of the Clothes".

17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, n@kopi@.

18. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita".

19. A salon in Grace Park: "Curl Up And Dye".

20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee".

21.. A water refilling station in Dapitan: "Wa-Thirst".

22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock".

23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago".

24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you,save your SOLE, and even DYE for you"..

25. Petshop: "Petness First"

26. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses".

27. Taxicab: "Income Taxi".

28. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around".

29. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit".

30. A shrimp store: "Hipon Coming Back".

31. A gay lawyer's extension office: "Nota Republic".

32. A ceiling installer: "Kisame Street ".

33. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?"

34.. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You".

35. A fishball cart named, "Poke Poke".

36. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines".

37. A bakery in Quezon: "Anak Ng Tinapay".

38. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery".

39. Laundry shop in Baclaran: "Wash Your Problem".

40. This mobile station in Pasay: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching".

41. Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat".

42. Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut".

43. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot".

44. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls".

45. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber".

46. A Resto Bagiuo City: "The Last Supper".

47. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!"

48. A peanut vendor's cart sign: "Mani ni Papa".

49. A gym in Malolos: "Gaymann Fitness Center ".

50. My brother's party business: "Balloon-Balloonan"

51. A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : "Lah-Fang".

52. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh Chicken".

53. Pinoy's bait and tackle shop in U.S. : "The Master Baiter".

54. Panaderia: "Trimonay Bakeshop".

55. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb".

56. A bar along kalentong "brave art"

57. (from pugad baboy) A paint shop called "ace pintura"

58. A bar along Shaw “Tom Cruz Bar”

59. Nail salons in Makati “TOEtally NAILed” and “Get NAILed”

60. Spa and Massage Service called “Busy Fingers”


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