More Pinoy Jokes!

Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Rommel: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis niyo , at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!

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Tomas: Sobrang tabatsoy ang misis ko , kaya gusto niyang magbawas ng timbang. Nag-horseback riding siya...
Jorge: Ano ' ng resulta?
Tomas: Nabawasan ng sampung kilo ' yung kabayo!

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Amusing Senior Citizen Bumper Stickers

The Colored-Chalk Man Is Back!

This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings. This man is artistically talented beyond the visual boundaries of sight!!

MEN: Beware of Too Much Curiosity!

In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch..

Let's See How Smart You Are!

FOR ALL YOU SMART PEOPLE!!!
New High School Exit Exam
New High School Exit Exam, you only need 4 correct out of 10 questions to pass.

(Passing requires only 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?


2) Which country makes Panama hats?


3) From which animal do we get cat gut?


4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?


6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?


7) What was King George VI's first name?


8) What color is a purple finch?


9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?


10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Remember, you need only 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below ....

M - O - T - H - E - R

M - O - T - H - E - R

"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,

Put them all together, they spell "MOTHER,"

A word that means the world to me.

(Howard Johnson)


Happy Mother's Day!

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Makabagong Tianggeng Pinoy

Heto na naman ang mga makabagong tianggeng pinoy...

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face".

2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starduck's" .

3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee"

4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot".